We found this highly amusing article at Fake Aviation News however, it is disturbingly close to the truth!
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Today, Ryanair announced they would begin charging an extra fee for every extra fee they charge. Says a spokeswoman for the airline “we realized there was a significant cost associated with collecting all of these extra fees. This new “pay for fees” option gives the passenger yet another choice in what is included in their fare. Why pay for fees if you’re not paying for fees? Now passengers only have to pay for extra fees extra fees if they’re paying extra fees.”
Further details on which fees the extra fee will apply was provided by Ryanair. Assigned seating, checked baggage, on-board food, sales tax, and the ticket itself. “Of course, collecting the extra fee extra fee will also be subject to the extra fee extra fee as well, “ Says the same spokeswoman who seemed just as confused as we were. “This is expected to bring in $3.2 trillion in new revenues for Ryanair that will benefit our employees and shareholders.” When asked why there was a limit of 3.2 trillion placed on a seemingly unlimited fee, she answered “we are taking the realistic stance that eventually customers bank accounts will be depleted from the indefinite fee.”